RPG Character Quotes
These are from a few of my characters in various role-playing
games and systems during the last 21 years. My sometimes morbid sense of
humour tends to surface in some of these, but all are worth checking out.
I still find most of them at least fairly amusing.
"What good is a head full of brains
when it's laying at your feet?"
Rhana Blightsunder, Advanced Dungeons
& Dragons (1st edition)
"If at first you don't succeed,
anihilate all opposition."
Grulak Skullsplitter, Palladium
FRPG
"Feces transpires."
Nikolou Miklos, Hawkmoon RPG
"Crumbs, you smell like two silver
worth of three day-old troll bait!"
Pip "Bumpy" Bumplefinger, Palladium
FRPG
"Diplomacy is the secondary function
of human cowardice, usually employed when running isn't an option."
Bendak of Melnibone', Stormbringer
RPG
"Forget it, with a capital 4!"
Gabryel Pidwoth of Londra, Hawkmoon
RPG
"Please, I'd have to be as stupid
as you look to fall for that..."
Bendak of Melnibone', Stormbringer
RPG
"If my axe fell upon your head in
the forest, would you still plague me with your stupidity?!"
Grulak Skullsplitter, Palladium
FRPG
"I was meant for greater things...
now where did I put that fish?"
Gabryel Pidwoth of Londra, Hawkmoon
RPG
"My genius is best wasted elsewhere."
Nikolou Miklos, Hawkmoon RPG
"To forgive is divine, but to revenge
is heaven on Earth."
Grulak Skullsplitter, Palladium
FRPG
"Now, time to put you out of my
misery..."
Grulak Skullsplitter, Palladium
FRPG
"The world is your oyster... eew!"
Gabryel Pidwoth of Londra, Hawkmoon
RPG
I suppose that, as I grow older and more RPG time gets put in, more of these silly quotes will arise, so keep watching!